He all but screeched, snatching at Alyosha and then shoving her away, his yell interrupted by laughter. Mortified and adrenalin-giddy at the same time.

"Fuck you," he groaned, "fuck you, fuck you, fuck your mother's mother's mother's...uterine replicator—" Laughing again, breathless and nearly soundless, covering his eyes with his hand, his shoulders shaking.