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the brucolac. ([personal profile] vrykolakas) wrote2014-08-30 02:57 am
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IC INBOX.

"Yes, what."
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[personal profile] tacticalturtleneck 2015-01-20 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
One wine glass won't be some sacrilege to Mohammed, come on. Seriously, have you never learned the trick to selling cocaine?
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[personal profile] tacticalturtleneck 2015-01-21 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Like I haven't heard that one. I've bought enough drugs in my day. I'll pay you 3/4s of your asking price.

He's like Jesus but for the Muslims. And a lot more bloodthirsty. And an actual pedophile.
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[personal profile] tacticalturtleneck 2015-01-21 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
That is literally the most metal way I've heard Jesus described and it was kind of awesome.
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[personal profile] tacticalturtleneck 2015-01-21 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
What the fuck is a puca and where can I get one?
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[personal profile] tacticalturtleneck 2015-01-22 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'll get right on that.

And I'm not saying that sarcastically, if you thought otherwise.